Two Lame Hacker Riddles for the Price of One

Q. How many computer hackers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Zero and one, if they're always together.

Q. What's a hacker's favorite sport?

A. Hide-and-go-seek.

Two Browser Riddles for the Price of One

Q. What is the most common message on your browser?

A. Not Responding.

Q. What do Chrome, Firefox and Internet Explorer have in common?

A. Your Personally Identifiable Information.