Two Lame Hacker Riddles for the Price of One

Q. How many computer hackers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Zero and one, if they're always together.

Q. What's a hacker's favorite sport?

A. Hide-and-go-seek.

Politician Riddle

Q. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. In order to change a light bulb you have to see the light.

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Wall Street Riddle

Q. How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Your guess is as good as mine but it's usually their best guess.

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Hardhat Riddle

Q. How many hardhats does it take to change a light bulb?

A. One, if the power is off. Two, if the power is on.