Two Lame Hacker Riddles for the Price of One

Q. How many computer hackers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Zero and one, if they're always together.

Q. What's a hacker's favorite sport?

A. Hide-and-go-seek.

Politician Riddle

Q. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. In order to change a light bulb you have to see the light.

Wall Street Riddle

Q. How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Your guess is as good as mine but it's usually their best guess.

Cat Riddles

Q. What's a cat's favorite toy?

A. A cat owner.

Q. What do you call a cat that won't chase mice?

A. Lazy. What else do you call it?

Terrorist Riddle

Q. How many terrorists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. As many as you allow. But don't act surprised when they change everything else.

Restaurant Riddle

Q. How can you tell a cook from a chef?

A. A cook prepares food for hungry people and a chef sculpts culinary art for spoiled gluttons.

Celebrity Riddle

Q. How many celebrities does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Three. But only if they're dying to do it.

Independence Day Riddle

Q. How many rednecks does it take to set off a firecracker?

A. None. Real men set off M-80s and quarter sticks of dynamite.

Hardhat Riddle

Q. How many hardhats does it take to change a light bulb?

A. One, if the power is off. Two, if the power is on.

Happy Valley Riddle

Q. How many people from Happy Valley, PA does it take to change a light bulb?

A. All of them.

Redneck Riddle

Q. How many rednecks does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. Only a fool would waste good beer money on light bulbs.

Two Lame Riddles for the Price of One

Q. What's a blue-collar worker's favorite time of day?

A. Miller Time

Q. What's a blue-collar worker's least favorite time of day?

A. Last Call

Lame Riddle

Q. How can you tell a rich hillbilly from a poor one?

A. A rich hillbilly has two cars up on blocks in his front yard.