Q. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. In order to change a light bulb you have to see the light.
Showing posts with label light bulb. Show all posts
Showing posts with label light bulb. Show all posts
Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Friday, December 2, 2011
Wall Street Riddle
Q. How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Your guess is as good as mine but it's usually their best guess.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Terrorist Riddle
Q. How many terrorists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. As many as you allow. But don't act surprised when they change everything else.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Blog Feeder Riddle
Q. How many blog feed subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Bots don't read and they can't change light bulbs.
Post updated for news link 9-28-12
A. None. Bots don't read and they can't change light bulbs.
Post updated for news link 9-28-12
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Hardhat Riddle
Q. How many hardhats does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, if the power is off. Two, if the power is on.
Monday, November 2, 2009
Happy Valley Riddle
Q. How many people from Happy Valley, PA does it take to change a light bulb?
A. All of them.
A. All of them.
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Redneck Riddle
Q. How many rednecks does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Only a fool would waste good beer money on light bulbs.
A. None. Only a fool would waste good beer money on light bulbs.
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