World-Wide Spider Web

The Internet is mostly a hideout for creeps, crooks and scoundrels who would be in chains anywhere else. The rest of us are their suckers.

It’s Only Logical

If the sun is a star then the stars are probably suns.

Miracle Cures

Diseases are cured when it’s no longer profitable to treat them. Patients are cured when their health insurance benefits are exhausted.

Putting Saddam in the Rearview Mirror

Executing this war criminal in the name of justice showed the world that murdering innocent people in the name of God is never acceptable.

The Dearly Departed

They still live. But not on Earth. Let them rest in peace, wherever they are. As for me, once around is quite enough, thank you.

Pushing the Cartoon Envelope

Everybody was up in arms over Cartoon Network’s Aqua Teen stunt but no one cared that the blue cartoon characters were giving America the finger.