Monday, May 7, 2012

Two Nasty Riddles for the Price of One

Q. What did the French john say to the French whore?
A. Boner appétit.

Q. What did the American john say to the French whore?
A. Heads up.

Two Risqué Riddles for the Price of One

Q. What did the French prostitute say to the john?
A. Bon appétit.

Q. What did the French prostitute say to the voyeur?
A. I don't do windows.