Sunday, December 5, 2010

Proof of Life


I blog. Therefore, I am.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Giving Thanks

Last Thanksgiving my mother had Jello in the hospital. I had a TV dinner at home. This year we're having turkey with all the trimmings.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Two Dumb Questions for the Price of One

Why do you usually fart going down the steps and not up the steps when you could really use a push?

Who needs ten toes?

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Monday, October 4, 2010

Celebrity Riddle

Q. How many celebrities does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Three. But only if they're dying to do it.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Blog Feeder Riddle

Q. How many blog feed subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. Bots don't read and they can't change light bulbs.

Post updated for news link 9-28-12

Monday, August 16, 2010

Betraying Mankind

The biggest betrayal of all is an entire world hoodwinked by "celestial" beings pretending to be emissaries from God. The Urantia Book is their manifesto.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Independence Day Riddle

Q. How many rednecks does it take to set off a firecracker?

A. None. Real men set off M-80s and quarter sticks of dynamite.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Stand-Up Comics I Sorta Miss

Bob & Ray, Bob Newhart, Burns & Allen, George Gobel, Henny Youngman, Jack E. Leonard, Jackie Mason, Joan Rivers, Myron Cohen, Steve Allen, Stiller & Meara

Saturday, June 5, 2010

NBA Basketball

Ten men stuff a big ball through a hoop until they run out of time. The five-man team that stuffs it last wins the game.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Major League Baseball

Eighteen overpaid men throw, hit and catch a little white ball for hours on end, whenever they aren't scratching their privates, spitting, swearing or fighting.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Web Life

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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Hardhat Riddle


Q. How many hardhats does it take to change a light bulb?

A. One, if the power is off. Two, if the power is on.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Hi-Tech Society

People who add you to their web page so they can use you to promote themselves. How this is considered friendship is way beyond me.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Spring Has Sprung


Tra-la!


Yeah, I know, it's a blurry picture. Whattaya expect from a $20 Vivitar? Besides, the point is the arrival of spring, not photographic pizazz.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Erin Go Braugh


Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Time for Losers

Setting our clocks ahead one hour today so we can set them back again later — instead of leaving them where they are — is just stupid.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Another Lame Riddle

Q. What's the difference between a redneck and a snob?

A. A redneck hates others for no reason while a snob hates others for every reason.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

February

Photo ©2010 by Michael Casher
It's gloomy, wooly, wonderful and white.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Phantom Callers

Self-centered louts who repeatedly call and never leave a message and then complain to your face that they tried to call you so many times.