Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Hooker Riddle

Q. How many hookers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. One usually does the trick. Two if it's a three-way bulb.

Friday, December 2, 2011

Wall Street Riddle

Q. How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Your guess is as good as mine but it's usually their best guess.