Thursday, November 25, 2010

Giving Thanks

Last Thanksgiving my mother had Jello in the hospital. I had a TV dinner at home. This year we're having turkey with all the trimmings.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Two Dumb Questions for the Price of One

Why do you usually fart going down the steps and not up the steps when you could really use a push?

Who needs ten toes?