Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Seven Wonderful Politically Incorrect Words

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

What killed science fiction?

"Hollywood crippled science fiction in the 1990s but TV was the real assassin. Horror and fantasy were the pallbearers. Vampires and dragons dug the grave."

-- Michael Casher, science fiction author, 11-24-09

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Salad Fairy

When I woke up this morning and entered the kitchen to turn on the coffeemaker, I saw that I'd been visited by the salad fairy.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Happy Valley Riddle

Q. How many people from Happy Valley, PA does it take to change a light bulb?

A. All of them.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Redneck Riddle

Q. How many rednecks does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. Only a fool would waste good beer money on light bulbs.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Friday, August 7, 2009

Six Sentences I'd Like to Hear Again

1. "Attention, K-Mart shoppers!"

2. "Fill 'er up?"

3. "Fuller Brush!"

4. "You're welcome."

5. "Now a word from our alternate sponsor."

6. "I'll just take a little off the top."

Sunday, June 14, 2009

The Pause That Refreshes

Every now and then I like to stop and look at a goose. I'd stop and smell the roses but I don't have any roses.


Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Old Game Show Panelists I Really Miss

Steve Allen, Orson Bean, Kitty Carlisle, Peggy Cass, Arlene Francis, Dorothy Kilgallen, Jane Meadows, Henry Morgan, Bess Myerson, Betsy Palmer, Tom Poston, Bennett Cerf

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Couch Potato

An inedible, biped vegetable with a tiny brain containing all the knowledge in the universe. Its habitats are dark interiors where television is readily available.

Friday, May 8, 2009

People Are Funny, Part II

If the year 1909 was called "nineteen-oh-nine" then why isn't the year 2009 called "twenty-oh-nine" instead of "two thousand nine"?

Monday, April 20, 2009

Cartoon Characters I'd Like to See Again

Clutch Cargo, Clyde Crashcup, Deputy Dawg, Dudley Do-Right, Huckleberry Hound, King Leonardo, Mr. Jinx, Mr. Magoo, Quick Draw McGraw, Rocky & Bullwinkle, Snagglepuss, Tom Terrific, Underdog

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Wanted: Dead or Alive

Microsoft Corporation. For crimes against humanity. Including, but not limited to, arming worldwide crime syndicates and using zeroes and ones to enslave an entire planet.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Tailgater

A stupid, hostile, lead-footed driver in a hurry who has no respect for others and no regard for the safety of others, including anyone's passengers.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Two Lame Riddles for the Price of One

Q. What's a blue-collar worker's favorite time of day?

A. Miller Time

Q. What's a blue-collar worker's least favorite time of day?

A. Last Call

Friday, February 6, 2009

Top Five Symphony Orchestras

The Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra, the Philadelphia Orchestra, the Chicago Symphony Orchestra, the Cleveland Orchestra and the London Symphony Orchestra. In my humble opinion, that is.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Revelation

"The world is not black-and-white. It's in living color."
 science fiction author Michael Casher, 1/13/09

Post updated 7-13-13 for text link.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

The Lamest Excuse for Bad Behavior

"What's the matter, can't you take a joke?"