Thursday, November 6, 2008

How Obama Won the Presidency

Barack Obama could not possibly have won the 2008 Presidential Election without the votes cast by millions of white women who simply hate white men.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

The Day After

On the day after Election Day, just like the day after Halloween, all the false faces go back in the closet for another year.

Monday, November 3, 2008

McCain vs. Obama = No Contest

It's hard to choose between an apple and an orange when you really want a banana.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

What Dreams Are Made Of

Whatever you ate last night.