Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Sitcom: The Hidden Dictionary Definition

Half-hour situation comedy aired at prime time showing fictitious families, friends, coworkers and neighbors abusing one another for the perverted amusement of viewers and fans.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

The Last Pond Boss




This afternoon I found our nine-year-old goose, Mayor, dead of natural causes. Now there are no geese left at Gooseport, PA. We will miss him.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Cat Riddles

Q. What's a cat's favorite toy?

A. A cat owner.

Q. What do you call a cat that won't chase mice?

A. Lazy. What else do you call it?