Two Dumb Questions for the Price of One

Why do you usually fart going down the steps and not up the steps when you could really use a push?

Who needs ten toes?

An Afternoon Suitable for Framing

Celebrity Riddle

Q. How many celebrities does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Three. But only if they're dying to do it.

Blog Feeder Riddle

Q. How many blog feed subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. Bots don't read and they can't change light bulbs.

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Betraying Mankind

The biggest betrayal of all is an entire world hoodwinked by "celestial" beings pretending to be emissaries from God. The Urantia Book is their manifesto.

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Independence Day Riddle

Q. How many rednecks does it take to set off a firecracker?

A. None. Real men set off M-80s and quarter sticks of dynamite.

Stand-Up Comics I Sorta Miss

Bob & Ray, Bob Newhart, Burns & Allen, George Gobel, Henny Youngman, Jack E. Leonard, Jackie Mason, Joan Rivers, Myron Cohen, Steve Allen, Stiller & Meara

NBA Basketball

Ten men stuff a big ball through a hoop until they run out of time. The five-man team that stuffs it last wins the game.

Major League Baseball

Eighteen overpaid men throw, hit and catch a little white ball for hours on end, whenever they aren't scratching their privates, spitting, swearing or fighting.

Web Life

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Hardhat Riddle

Q. How many hardhats does it take to change a light bulb?

A. One, if the power is off. Two, if the power is on.

Hi-Tech Society

People who add you to their web page so they can use you to promote themselves. How this is considered friendship is way beyond me.

Spring Has Sprung

Tra-la!

Yeah, I know, it's a blurry picture. Whattaya expect from a $20 Vivitar? Besides, the point is the arrival of spring, not photographic pizazz.

Erin Go Braugh

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Time for Losers

Setting our clocks ahead one hour today so we can set them back again later — instead of leaving them where they are — is just stupid.

Another Lame Riddle

Q. What's the difference between a redneck and a snob?

A. A redneck hates others for no reason while a snob hates others for every reason.

February

Photo ©2010 by Michael Casher

It's gloomy, wooly, wonderful and white.

Phantom Callers

Self-centered louts who repeatedly call and never leave a message and then complain to your face that they tried to call you so many times.

Seven Wonderful Politically Incorrect Words

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

What killed science fiction?

"Hollywood crippled science fiction in the 1990s but TV was the real assassin. Horror and fantasy were the pallbearers. Vampires and dragons dug the grave."

-- Michael Casher, science fiction author, 11-24-09

Salad Fairy

When I woke up this morning and entered the kitchen to turn on the coffeemaker, I saw that I'd been visited by the salad fairy.

Happy Valley Riddle

Q. How many people from Happy Valley, PA does it take to change a light bulb?

A. All of them.

Redneck Riddle

Q. How many rednecks does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. Only a fool would waste good beer money on light bulbs.

Another Thousand Words