no-reply@

The infamous email moniker of cowardly, online businesses who have the unmitigated gall to email people without being available for email replies from their recipients.

Junk TV

Madcap videos unfit for television. You asked for it. You got it.

The Secret of the Internet

The Internet is a tracking device for online businesses who report your Web usage to the Feds in exchange for tax breaks and secret funding. Author's Note 6-9-13: I was wrong. It's even worse than what I thought. Click on the hyperlink and hold onto your hats.

On the Road to Jahannum

The Bottom Line in Cloud Computing

Downsizing your PC to a mere computer terminal, renting data and tools you once owned yourself and putting your Web life in someone else's hands.

The Secret of Spring

Spring is a way station for weary winter travelers who like to anticipate summer but who can't stand the heat when they finally get there.

Social Network Riddle

Q. How many online "friends" does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. Unless it's a spotlight and you shine it on them.

Money: The Hidden Dictionary Definition

A tangible or intangible legal claim to products, services, property, fame and unspeakable power that can be earned, inherited, saved, found, lost, stolen or counterfeited.

March Came In Like A #@!*#&#! Trojan Lamb

snow sucks trojan bastards shovel shit spring month snow sucks sneaky snow shit sucks shovel trojan shit snow sucks shit snow sucks snow shovel shit

Restaurant Riddle

Q. How can you tell a cook from a chef?

A. A cook prepares food for hungry people and a chef sculpts culinary art for spoiled gluttons.

The Real Fall of Hosni Mubarak

Hats off to Egyptian citizens whose combined voices forced the resignation of their despotic leader. Just imagine what a world of such voices could accomplish.

Fighting Words

"My pile is bigger than yours."

1-11-11

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Comic Strips I Really Miss

Ferdinand, Gasoline Alley, Henry, Little Iodine, The Katzenjammer Kids, The Little King, Maggie and Jiggs, Moon Mullins, Mutt and Jeff, Pogo, Smokey Stover, Snuffy Smith

Proof of Life

I blog. Therefore, I am.

Giving Thanks

Last Thanksgiving my mother had Jello in the hospital. I had a TV dinner at home. This year we're having turkey with all the trimmings.

Two Dumb Questions for the Price of One

Why do you usually fart going down the steps and not up the steps when you could really use a push?

Who needs ten toes?

An Afternoon Suitable for Framing

Celebrity Riddle

Q. How many celebrities does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Three. But only if they're dying to do it.

Blog Feeder Riddle

Q. How many blog feed subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. Bots don't read and they can't change light bulbs.

Post updated for news link 9-28-12

Betraying Mankind

The biggest betrayal of all is an entire world hoodwinked by "celestial" beings pretending to be emissaries from God. The Urantia Book is their manifesto.

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Independence Day Riddle

Q. How many rednecks does it take to set off a firecracker?

A. None. Real men set off M-80s and quarter sticks of dynamite.

Stand-Up Comics I Sorta Miss

Bob & Ray, Bob Newhart, Burns & Allen, George Gobel, Henny Youngman, Jack E. Leonard, Jackie Mason, Joan Rivers, Myron Cohen, Steve Allen, Stiller & Meara

NBA Basketball

Ten men stuff a big ball through a hoop until they run out of time. The five-man team that stuffs it last wins the game.