Sunday, July 15, 2012
Saturday, July 7, 2012
Thursday, June 14, 2012
Sunday, June 10, 2012
Monday, May 7, 2012
Two Nasty Riddles for the Price of One
Q. What did the French john say to the French whore?
A. Boner appétit.
Q. What did the American john say to the French whore?
A. Heads up.
A. Boner appétit.
Q. What did the American john say to the French whore?
A. Heads up.
Two Risqué Riddles for the Price of One
Q. What did the French prostitute say to the john?
A. Bon appétit.
Q. What did the French prostitute say to the voyeur?
A. I don't do windows.
Sunday, April 22, 2012
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Secret Service Riddle
Q. How many Secret Service Agents does it take to change a dozen light bulbs?
A. Twelve. Eleven to buy bulbs and one to screw them all.
Saturday, March 31, 2012
Sunday, March 18, 2012
6002020206
If you folks out there want to know what I mean by 6002020206 you can read my sixth sci-fi thriller, Little Green Man from Mars.
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
AdSense Riddle
Q. How many AdSense networks does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Keeping you in the dark is how they sell their trashy shit.
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
Retro Comic Spotlight
Wow, the things that can get right past your firewall. Love 'em or hate 'em, these babies were the original kings and queens of stand-up.
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Labels:
1950s,
1960s,
1970s,
20th Century,
classic TV,
comics,
nostalgia,
spotlight,
stand up comedy,
talk shows,
variety shows
Thursday, March 1, 2012
Dumb and Dumber
Q. When a tree falls in the woods and nobody's there to hear it, does it make a noise?
A. Why don't you go ask a squirrel?
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Labels:
dumb questions,
dumber answers,
irrelevancy,
noise,
obsession,
silence,
trees,
wasting time,
who cares,
woods
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Monday, February 20, 2012
Junk TV: Madcap Videos Unfit For Television
Who says a science fiction author has to write books and do nothing else? Don't doctors play golf? Don't barbers go fishing? There you go.
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Labels:
Blogger,
blogs,
fun,
humor,
madcap,
Michael Casher,
photos,
Picasa,
science fiction,
television,
TV,
videos,
websites
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
A Queen's Life
rise walk sit ride wave, rise walk sit ride wave, rise walk sit ride wave, rise walk sit ride wave, rise walk sit ride wave.
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Labels:
anachronism,
aristocrats,
loafers,
Queens,
royal families,
Royals,
royalty,
showboating,
unemployed
Friday, January 20, 2012
Making a Silk Purse Out Of a Sow's Ear
Swindler and ex-convict Martha Stewart shed her Susie Homemaker image for the Betty Crocker look, thanks to gold diggers at Hallmark. Wow. Only in America.
Saturday, January 7, 2012
Reality TV Hoax
The biggest media hoax ever is when lazy, copycat television producers trick you into letting other people's everyday problems and boring lives become your entertainment.
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Hooker Riddle
Q. How many hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One usually does the trick. Two if it's a three-way bulb.
Friday, December 2, 2011
Wall Street Riddle
Q. How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Your guess is as good as mine but it's usually their best guess.
Friday, November 18, 2011
Saturday, November 12, 2011
Penn State Riddle
Q. How many PSU presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to hold the bulb and one to step down the ladder.
A. Two. One to hold the bulb and one to step down the ladder.
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