Restaurant Riddle

Q. How can you tell a cook from a chef?

A. A cook prepares food for hungry people and a chef sculpts culinary art for spoiled gluttons.

The Real Fall of Hosni Mubarak

Hats off to Egyptian citizens whose combined voices forced the resignation of their despotic leader. Just imagine what a world of such voices could accomplish.

Fighting Words

"My pile is bigger than yours."

1-11-11

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Comic Strips I Really Miss

Ferdinand, Gasoline Alley, Henry, Little Iodine, The Katzenjammer Kids, The Little King, Maggie and Jiggs, Moon Mullins, Mutt and Jeff, Pogo, Smokey Stover, Snuffy Smith

Proof of Life

I blog. Therefore, I am.

Giving Thanks

Last Thanksgiving my mother had Jello in the hospital. I had a TV dinner at home. This year we're having turkey with all the trimmings.

Two Dumb Questions for the Price of One

Why do you usually fart going down the steps and not up the steps when you could really use a push?

Who needs ten toes?

An Afternoon Suitable for Framing

Celebrity Riddle

Q. How many celebrities does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Three. But only if they're dying to do it.

Blog Feeder Riddle

Q. How many blog feed subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. Bots don't read and they can't change light bulbs.

Post updated for news link 9-28-12

Betraying Mankind

The biggest betrayal of all is an entire world hoodwinked by "celestial" beings pretending to be emissaries from God. The Urantia Book is their manifesto.

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Independence Day Riddle

Q. How many rednecks does it take to set off a firecracker?

A. None. Real men set off M-80s and quarter sticks of dynamite.

Stand-Up Comics I Sorta Miss

Bob & Ray, Bob Newhart, Burns & Allen, George Gobel, Henny Youngman, Jack E. Leonard, Jackie Mason, Joan Rivers, Myron Cohen, Steve Allen, Stiller & Meara

NBA Basketball

Ten men stuff a big ball through a hoop until they run out of time. The five-man team that stuffs it last wins the game.

Major League Baseball

Eighteen overpaid men throw, hit and catch a little white ball for hours on end, whenever they aren't scratching their privates, spitting, swearing or fighting.

Web Life

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Hardhat Riddle

Q. How many hardhats does it take to change a light bulb?

A. One, if the power is off. Two, if the power is on.

Hi-Tech Society

People who add you to their web page so they can use you to promote themselves. How this is considered friendship is way beyond me.

Spring Has Sprung

Tra-la!

Yeah, I know, it's a blurry picture. Whattaya expect from a $20 Vivitar? Besides, the point is the arrival of spring, not photographic pizazz.

Erin Go Braugh

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Time for Losers

Setting our clocks ahead one hour today so we can set them back again later — instead of leaving them where they are — is just stupid.

Another Lame Riddle

Q. What's the difference between a redneck and a snob?

A. A redneck hates others for no reason while a snob hates others for every reason.

February

Photo ©2010 by Michael Casher

It's gloomy, wooly, wonderful and white.