Feeding The Homeless

Sitcom: The Hidden Dictionary Definition

Half-hour situation comedy aired at prime time showing fictitious families, friends, coworkers and neighbors abusing one another for the perverted amusement of viewers and fans.

The Last Pond Boss

This afternoon I found our nine-year-old goose, Mayor, dead of natural causes. Now there are no geese left at Gooseport, PA. We will miss him.

Cat Riddles

Q. What's a cat's favorite toy?

A. A cat owner.

Q. What do you call a cat that won't chase mice?

A. Lazy. What else do you call it?